Infrequently Asked Questions

Aren't you clever? Congrats on finding this page. Now you can learn all sorts of things you never especially wanted to know.

What is 3 + 4?

7. But you might want to double check that.

What isn't Uppagus?

We are not a car dealership.

Why do you spell your name with two "P"s?

To avoid the pronunciation "yew-pah-gus". You never know.

How would you like a knuckle sandwich?

On pumpernickel bread with lettuce, tomato, horseradish mustard, mayonnaise, and sharp cheddar.

What number am I thinking of?

Well.... Let's see. I have 3 guesses.

1. 47
2. 3
3. 9
4. 64

But you said 3 guesses!

Did I? Well.... Too bad.